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if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

take car

go to mum’s

kill phil

grab liz

go to the winchester

have a nice cold pint

and wait for all this to blow over

Random Thoughts...: Zombie Apocalypse: Real or Not real?

channybravo:

- On May 16, students and teachers at a Florida high school had to be decontaminated after a nasty mysterious rash broke out among the school population, according to the Huffington Post.

- On May 21, an Illinois, man was arrested after allegedly biting an 18-year-old woman’s cheek, according to…

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Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal

msamberhazard:

msamberhazard:

tal9000:

transawareness:

The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.

Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your friends to sign it. We’ve managed to get 40K signatures for a pageant model, we’ve only gotten 11K for a little girl about to have her life ruined. Lets get on the ball and spread the word.

Sign It.

I literally just repeated the f-word until I ran out of breath.

Let me catch my breath. I may go on a cursing spree again as soon as I get it back.

Seriously people…

WHY THE FUCK AREN’T PEOPLE REBLOGGING THIS??

incises:

imincognit0:

ruckstaar:

and then the smoke GOT me and i got the bronchitis

ain’t nobody got time for that!

i dint get my shoes or nuttin jesus

oh lord jeezus issa fahrrr

(Source: luckysvengali)

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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face

faithful-doesntexistnomore:

always!

But let’s do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; and couple of master assassins.

buildanewbeginning:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

ithoughtyouweresmaller:

erectionsandtea:

ithoughtyouweresmaller:

captainamericaishot:

profounddreams:

It took me a second.

And then I started choking.

steve

clint

THOR

#the avengers #steve looks like a breaching whale on crack #thor looks like a fly on a windshield #natasha is that weird friend you have who presses herself against your window in the middle of the night #to scare the shit out of you for no good reason except it’s funny #loki is a jack-in-the-box #tony is trying to be intelligent while he’s high #clint is that one guy who pops up randomly without telling you ever #and then he just stares at you without blinking for long periods of time just because #and bruce is just there because the others dragged him there #again #these are the world’s mightiest heroes on crack (tags from erectionsandtea)

OHMYGODTHETAGSI’MSOBBINGWHAT

If Loki or Clint were jack in the boxes I’d shit myself